It's budget day
Gideon's 10 commandments for individual economic prosperity in
'Austerity Britain'* 1. Don't have children
2. Don't have savings
3. Don't 'own' a house
4. Don't drive to work
5. Don't drink
6. Don't smoke
7. Don't get ill
8. Don't lose your job
9. Don't get old
10. Don't be a poor, miserable pleb with or without an alarm clock *None of this applies if you're a Tory millionaire.
'Austerity Britain'* 1. Don't have children
2. Don't have savings
3. Don't 'own' a house
4. Don't drive to work
5. Don't drink
6. Don't smoke
7. Don't get ill
8. Don't lose your job
9. Don't get old
10. Don't be a poor, miserable pleb with or without an alarm clock *None of this applies if you're a Tory millionaire.
